The Closest You'll Ever Get to Robocall Phone Sex

Zane Starkewolf bills himself as a "green Republican."  (Okay, maybe that’s an oxymoron but I’ll take him at his word.)  Click here for Starkewolf’s website.

He’s running for U.S. Congress in California’s 1st District (Napa to Eureka) against Democratic incumbent Mike Thompson. 

Now, Zane probably doesn’t have a snowball’s chance in a Napa vineyard of unseating Thompson, but the guy is still made of win.

He’s putting out (sorry, bad pun) some seriously funny, breathy robocalls.  Click here and listen to a female voice call Thompson a "bad boy."

P.S. Shout out to The Atlantic’s @marcambinder (on Twitter) for his tweety link to the robocall wav. file. Click here for Marc’s blog.