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Blake Griffin: Jump The Sprite

The outcome had to be preordained with the neophyte of flight performing on his home court, but the margin for “The Blake Show” didn’t have to be that blatant.

Blake Griffin, the Los Angeles Clippers rookie rising sensation, topped Washington Wizards center Javele McGee with 68% of the fan vote in the 2011 Sprint Slam Dunk Contest on TNT’s coverage of NBA All-Star Saturday Night. Sure, the power forward was spectacular with a power 360 (was it a 450?) and a reverse from a pass off the basket extension. For his third effort, Griffin, evoked Vinsanity circa 2000, and dunked from outside the charge circle, elbow deep into the rim.

Griffin wins 2011 dunk contestBut with gravity constraining human feats of elevation and seemingly limiting the truly extraordinary to video games, the dunk contest has devolved into a contest of props from contestants surmounting or employing chairs (Gerald Wilkins), blindfolds (Cedric Ceballos) people seated and kneeling (Terrence Stansbury,) lighted cupcakes (Gerald Green) and ballplayers (Spud Webb, Nate Robinson, Chris Webber and Dwight “Superman” Howard).

Griffin and his coach Kenny Smith, the TNT analyst and 1990 dunk contest finalist, took it to another level on Saturday, in a way David Stern, Adam Sliver and NBA sponsors had to love.

Throughout the event, the four competitors (Toronto’s DeMar DeRozan and Oklahoma City’s Serge Ibaka were also in the game) sat on a Sprite (the official soft drink of the NBA) cube as they contemplated their final flight preparations. They were flanked by a panel of judges, including Dominique Wilkins, aka ‘Nique and the 1985 and 1990 Slam Dunk king (”The Human Highlight Film” was robbed by homer call in Chicago for Michael Jordan during the 1988 event), and Dr. J sitting behind a table draped with a Sprite banner.

(Speaking of Erving, Ibake paid tribute to the man who made dunking an art form. The Thunder forward added inches to The Doctor’s famed foul line leap — Michael Jordan and Brent Barry also straddled the mark on their 15-foot dunk-contest deliveries — during the original slamfest from the final ABA All-Star Game in 1976. The man from the Congo clearly went airborne from outside the stripe. Still, Ibake — who also added to the event’s prop total by rescuing a stuffed animal tied to the rim with his teeth as he jammed — only earned a 45 out of 50 for his foul-line extended glide. Guess he didn’t throw down with enough force.)

Then in an exalted display of product integration, er showmanship, Smith began orchestrating the crowd as the Crenshaw Select Choir singing “I Believe I Can Fly,” as Griffin’s final takeoff neared. Meanwhile, a Kia (the official car of the NBA) Optima, emblazoned with a Sprite logo, was parked horizontally under the hoop. Clippers teammate Baron Davis then passed the pill through the sun roof, and Griffin, clearing the front of the car, almost six-feet in length, crammed with two hands. (Watch at: http://www.nba.com/video/channels/allstar/2011/02/20/20110219_dunks_reca...).

What he didn’t leap over the roof of the car? Griffin’s likely saving that for a Kia SUV next year, while he no doubt downs a can of Sprite in a single bound.

Javele McGee dunks twoFrom this perch, Griffin’s repertoire didn’t match McGee’s arsenal, which featured the seven-footer dunking on two side-by-side baskets. It might have taken him multiple attempts, but McGee finally succeeding in holding and cramming the ball with his left hand, while tossing the other rock off that backboard, before throwing down right-handed on the flanking apparatus (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNJ0K8qdq00).

Not content with two, McGee also put down three balls on a solo flight, albeit on just one hoop (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=49CfDLpuWWA). He then scored with a left-to-right baseline float that culminated with an inward, backward-reaching reverse. He made that look incredibly easy.

The Feb. 19 edition wasn’t anywhere near the worst miscarriage of dunking justice. That dubious distinction still belongs to Nate Robinson’s win in the 2006 competition over Andre Iguodala. The Philadelphia 76er took his own pass off the floor with a left-handed catch, wrapped it around his back to his right-hand, and concluded matters with a one-motion flush. Additionally, AI also took a pass, which was bounced off the right side of the back of the backboard by the real AI, then-teammate Allen Iverson. Iguodala from behind the boardIguodala caught the carom and then flew out from underneath the board to jam on the left side of the goal with right-handed authority, all the while keeping his head from smacking against the bottom of the board.

(Check out TNT’s The Lost Dunks for Iguodala’s efforts, as well as Howard’s sticker slam and other crams that don’t get their proper recognition.)

The 5′9″ Robinson, who earlier had jumped over 5′7″ Spud Webb, the 1986 contest winner, seemingly had unlimited (14, 17, 20 or 30 by some accounts) attempts on his final try to put the ball between his legs, throw it off the board and ram the rebound. The conclusion was thrilling, but almost anticlimactic. Indeed, the build-up was so tedious, and cringe-worthy (Larry David, anybody?), the NBA changed the rules thereafter so competitors have to complete a dunk within two minutes.

You know what, guys? Get your jams right the first time. Then we’ll raise Sprites with both hands and toast your hops from the front seat of a Kia.

Kobe Doin' (Net)work

Time Warner Cable is jumping into the regional sports network game in LA in a big way with a pair of Lakers-centric channels, one in English and a dedicated service for Latinos.

Those networks, tipping off with the 2012-13 NBA season, are unnamed for now. But hey, why not try on the Kobe Khannel — at least for the short term? More on that in a moment.

The rights tag is supposedly some $3 billion over 20 years, a price too steep for incumbents Fox Sports West (home games) and KCAL (away contests). Their exclusive negotiating windows expired, enabling Time Warner Cable to swoop to the hoop, so to speak, and pick up all local Lakers rights. Those entities have aired Lakers contests in the market since 1985 and the 1970s, respectively.

For those without a calculator, that’s $150 million on average, which should help Lakers owner Dr. Jerry Buss and daughter Jeanie and son Jim easily foot the payroll bill and secure lots of top talent and free agents (say hello to Superman Dwight Howard) for a generation to come.

Those rights fees aside, Time Warner Cable will have to invest many millions more in start-up and production costs, and incur additional fees to program the services.

But with the Lakers’ TV territory extending to southern California, Nevada and Hawaii, some 6.5 million households are in play. To simplify matters, let’s multiply that by, say, a $2 per monthly subscriber fee and that’s $156 million annually. (Of course, one could argue TWC, or at least its customers, are paying the money to itself.) That says nothing of the advertising/sponsorship dollars, or the additional license fees the Hispanic network may command.

Maybe the math isn’t so manic after all. At least, it’s in the Staples Center, er, ballpark, where the operator can establish value for its new business and/or absorb a bit of fiscal hit on the club’s rights and make up any deficit on its other video goods and services. Or maybe, TWC adds the Dodgers, whose contract with Fox’s Prime Ticket ends after the 2013 MLB season and…we’re getting ahead of things here.

Now, for the part about Kobe doing work.

Time Warner Cable could get an assist if the Purple and Gold do the right thing and raise another championship banner this season giving Phil Jackson a fourth, three-peat retirement gift and more importantly drawing the Lakers even with their nemesis, the Boston Celtics, with 17 NBA championships apiece. A title would also tie Bryant with Michael Jordan and Kareem Abdul-Jabbar with six rings as the top NBA leaders/winners this side of Bill Russell.

Thus, if the team were to win this season, and the labor dispute air balls the 2011-12 campaign, TWC would be sitting pretty, heading into the network’s rookie campaign. Better still, a squad other than Boston collects the Larry O’Brien Trophy in 2010-11, and the Lakers then reclaim the crown next season, knotting their nemesis in terms of titles, as Kobe squares ring things with His Airness and the Sky Hook Master. Either way, the TWC affiliate team can pitch the club and Kobe looking to do record work during the nets’ rookie year.

Speaking of No. 24, I wonder if Bryant has any rights since he’s the documentary’s subject, or could help the MSO get a discount on the Spike Lee Joint Kobe Doin’ Work to bolster its programming lineup. Time Warner Cable officials said that consumers have a very strong appetite for all things Lakers and that the RSNs will produce news and magazine shows around the team, as well as SoCal lifestyle fare.

The MSO also will contact the NBA about gaining rights to Lakers classics. Figure Bryant’s 81-point outburst against Toronto will be on the list, plus a host of vintage victories past (like the New York Yankees on the YES Network, expect the Lakers to go undefeated on the RSNs, so a lot of their battles against Boston won’t need to be excavated from David Stern’s vault).

Here are a few other programming suggestions: secure the syndicated rights to E!’s latest Kardashian spinoff Khloe and Lamar (Odom, the club’s sixth man supreme); yoga and philosophy show, The Zen Master’s Way (working title); the miniseries Big Chief Triangle’s Triumphs; docuseries Vanessa’s Vanity; and telefilms, League Logo and Magic and Big Game James Play Two On One (never mind).

All kidding aside, checking out Time Warner Cable taking a new RSN duo to other distributors’ home courts — notably Cox, Charter, DirecTV, Dish Network and AT&T U-verse — certainly will be an interesting watch in its own right.

Staggered Madness

The wraparound pass still lives, but CBS’s traditional whip-around coverage of “March Madness” has gone the way of the set shot.

CBS and Turner Sports, new teammates on a 14-year, $10.8 billion deal for the NCAA Men’s Division I Basketball Championship, have unveiled the windowing for CBS, TBS, TNT and TruTV during their rookie year coverage of the expanded 68-team field.

Ironically, the new format, affording each game its own national window for the first time in the tournament’s 73-year history — supplanting CBS taking viewers to the various venues over the course of an afternoon or evening session during the early stages — will allow multichannel subscribers to direct their own Madness during rounds two and three and the Sweet Sixteen. As a consequence of this complete coverage, the top DBS provider, whose current tagline is “Don’t Just Watch TV. DirecTV,” no longer will offer its pay-per-view “Mega March Madness” live-game package. Since 1999, subscribers had been able to watch up to 37 Big Dance contests and interactive features through the package.

Tipping off with the “First Four,” a pair of doubleheaders on March 15 and March 16, 92-million-home TruTV

is in the mix for 13 contests, one more than TNT, which will present second- and third-round match-ups. For its part, TBS will air a total of 16 contests, including games in the second round, third round and Sweet 16. CBS will air 26 games over the second, third, Sweet 16 and Elite 8 rounds, as well as the Final Four semifinals and national championship contest in Houston.  CBS’s Jim Nantz and Clark Kellogg will team with Steve Kerr of Turner Sports to call the action from Reliant Stadium.

(The contract keeps the regional finals and Final Four on CBS through 2015. Starting in 2016, the regional finals will be split by CBS and Turner, and the Final Four and the title game will alternate yearly between CBS and TBS.)

What’s significant from a viewer perspective is the more staggered tip-off times for the 2011 event. That will give fans a chance to check out the game they want to see in its entirety, in lieu of CBS cutting in and out of the action from different arenas. Although that may diminish some of the audience excitement/trepidation factors of a being dropped into a telecast where a top bracket pick might flame out early, or one of your sleepers is about to pull the big upset, the new format will also showcase more of the intense down-the-stretch, buzzer-beating action that is the calling card of March Madness.

Another major change will occur on the first Sunday night of the tournament. In the past, CBS had concluded Madness matters at that point by turning the network over to 60 Minutes after its late window of games. On March 20, Black Rock will present a third game starting at 5 p.m. and then go to the venerable news magazine, but TNT (6 p.m. and 8:30 p.m.), TBS (7 p.m. and 9:30 p.m.) and TruTV (7:30 p.m.) will continue with primetime tournament coverage on TV’s most-watched night.

By scattering the action across the four channels, individual game ratings may take a hit vying with one another for viewer attention, but the collective audience, so the TV teammates hope, will rise.

In any event, we’ll all be taking a new view of March Madness into the Sweet Sixteen next month.

Check out the tournament TV schedule — which could see the games switching on TNT, TBS and TruTV — below. The bracket matchups will be announced on Selection Sunday March 13.

Tuesday, March 15

6:30 p.m.: First Round game at Dayton, truTV

9:00 p.m.: First Round game at Dayton, truTV

Wednesday, March 16

6:30 p.m.: First Round game at Dayton, truTV

9:00 p.m.: First Round game at Dayton, truTV

Thursday, March 17

12:00 p.m.: Second round game, CBS

12:30 p.m.: Second round game, TruTV

1:30 p.m.: Second round game, TBS

2:00 p.m.: Second round game, TNT

2:30 p.m.: Second round game, CBS

3:00 p.m.: Second round game, TruTV

4:00 p.m.: Second round game,TBS

4:30 p.m.: Second round game,TNT

6:45 p.m.: Second round game, TBS

7:00 p.m.: Second round game, CBS

7:15 p.m.: Second round game,TNT

7:15 p.m.: Second round game, TruTV

9:15 p.m.: Second round game, TBS

9:30 p.m.: Second round game, CBS

9:45 p.m.: Second round game, TNT

9:55 p.m.: Second round game, TruTV


















Friday, March 18

12:00 p.m.: Second round game, CBS

12:30 p.m.: Second round game, TruTV

1:30 p.m.: Second round game, TBS

2:00 p.m.: Second round game, TNT

2:30 p.m.: Second round game, CBS

3:00 p.m.: Second round game, TruTV

4:00 p.m.: Second round game, TBS

4:30 p.m.: Second round game, TNT

6:45 p.m.: Second round game, TBS

7:00 p.m.: Second round game, CBS

7:15 p.m.: Second round game, TNT

7:15 p.m.: Second round game, TruTV

9:15 p.m.: Second round game, TBS

9:30 p.m.: Second round game, CBS

9:45 p.m.: Second round game, TNT

9:55 p.m.: Second round game, TruTV















Saturday, March 19

12:00 p.m.: Third round game, CBS

2:30 p.m.: Third round game, CBS

5:00 p.m.: Third round game, CBS

6:00 p.m.: Third round game, TNT

7:00 p.m.: Third round game, TBS

7:30 p.m.: Third round game, CBS

8:30 p.m.: Third round game, TNT

9:30 p.m.: Third round game, TBS







Sunday, March 20

12:00 p.m.: Third round game, CBS

2:30 p.m.: Third round game, CBS

5:00 p.m.: Third round game, CBS

6:00 p.m.: Third round game, TNT

7:00 p.m.: Third round game, TBS

7:30 p.m.: Third round game, TruTV

8:30 p.m.: Third round game, TNT

9:30 p.m.: Third round game,TBS







Thursday, March 24

7:00 p.m.: Regional semifinal game at New Orleans, CBS

7:15 p.m.: Regional semifinal game at Anaheim, TBS

9:30 p.m.: Regional semifinal game at New Orleans, CBS

9:55 p.m.: Regional semifinal game at Anaheim, TBS



Friday, March 25

7:00 p.m.: Regional semifinal game at Newark, CBS

7:15 p.m.: Regional semifinal game at San Antonio, TBS

9:30 p.m.: Regional semifinal game at Newark, CBS

9:55 p.m.: Regional semifinal game at San Antonio, TBS



Saturday, March 26

4:20 p.m.: Regional final game at New Orleans or Anaheim, CBS

6:55 p.m.: Regional final game at New Orleans or Anaheim, CBS

Sunday, March 27

2:10 p.m.: Regional final game at Newark or San Antonio, CBS

4:55 p.m.: Regional final game at Newark or San Antonio, CBS

Saturday, April 2

6:00 p.m.: National semifinal at Houston, CBS

8:30 p.m.: National semifinal at Houston, CBS

Monday, April 4

9:00 p.m.: National championship game at Houston, CBS

Review: HBO Returns To The Shark Tank

Selection Sunday for the new 68-team version of the NCAA Men’s Division 1 Basketball Championship is upon us.

CBS and Turner Sports, as part of their 14-year, $10.8 billion contract with the NCAA, will for the first time in the tourney’s 73-year history give each games its own national window, whether on the broadcast network, TBS, TNT or TruTV. The latter tips off March Madness with the new-fangled First Four on March 15 (with National Bracket Day serving as a reminder, make sure you fill out your office pool form by Tuesday).

With the Runnin’ Rebels of UNLV and The Fab Five, which debuts on March 13 at 9 p.m., respectively, HBO Sports and ESPN are piggybacking on the tournament’s glare, recalling two teams from 20 years ago, whose legacies linger for their activities on and off the court.

Per usual with an HBO doc, there are some wonderful reminisces, from Las Vegas resident Jimmy Kimmel, who said Sin City’s college team, the greatest show on the strip, was “Showtime before the Lakers were Showtime,” and information about a program that benefited to a limited extent from having Frank Sinatra as a recruiter.

But this is not just a look at the 1990-91 teams that Duke coach Mike Krzyzewski said for that period was one of the “elite programs of all-time” in college basketball.

Much of the attention centers on the charming, controversial, Armenian coach Jerry Tarkanian, whose Father Flanagan approach to recruiting the socially and academically wayward, yet hoops-talented was marred by some questionable picks (think Lloyd Daniels, he of the third-grade reading level, who was busted for cocaine in New York and never played a minute for UNLV). Despite continual NCAA scrutiny, the man famous for munching on a towel on the sidelines and battling the collegiate governing body over various violations real or imagined, illegal or unethical, delivered 509 wins during his desert days that yielded Four Finals, two title game appearances and one championship.

Spanning the distance of 20-30 years and the erosion of memory banks, HBO’s story also brings the viewer back to Tark the Shark’s time at Long Beach State, where his teams were also an NCAA target even though it didn’t have the resources of a more famous school down the road. “We led the nation in Kentucky Fried Chicken,” said Tarkanian of the 49ers’ pregame meal of choice, while also wagging his finger at UCLA booster Sam Gilbert.

Other key observations about Vegas, the team and university — whose president Robert Maxson engaged in some secret activities and may have leaked info that helped drive out the coach after the 1992 season — come from Las Vegas journalists and Tark’s wife Lois. She provides perspective about the Rebels place in the community, its portrayal in the press and her husband’s battles with the NCAA.

Greg Anthony, about to begin analyzing the tournament for the combined CBS/Turner Sports team, also receives a lot of camera time. At the media day for the tourney in Manhattan on March 8, Anthony, the point guard for the Rebels’ great teams, told this reviewer that he had not yet seen the documentary. He expressed concern not about how it would turn out, but how his college coach would respond to it.

As he said during the doc, Tarkanian was a “father figure” to many players, including Anthony, who personified toughness, as he played through a broken jaw and chin suffered in a frightful, face-first fall against Fresno State at the Thomas & Mack Center.  Anthony helped take the “evil thug” team to the 1990 title via its 103-73 thrashing of the “good” and wholesome projection of the NCAA, Duke.

For his part, tears of regret spill from Tark during the film over the 1991 Final Four loss to Duke — which he admonished his 34-0 team for overlooking following their 30-point destruction in the title game the year before. Unfortunately for Rebel rooters, his shoot-around warning that they were going to lose for lack of focus came to pass. There are also tears of lifetime from the coach saying he wouldn’t have traded the experience for anything.

Notable by its absence is any fresh commentary from that great team’s star player Larry Johnson, whose NBA career was compromised by a bad back. Lois Tarkanian does provide a key insight with a story about LJ’s answering machine message.

A bigger hole is the lack of anything more than a passing reference to the amoeba defense, the pressurized zone concept, with man principles, that triggered turnovers and UNLV’s high-scoring outbursts. Like the Chicago Bears 46 defense during their 1985-86 championship season, few ever figured out the amoeba during the Rebels’ storied 1990-91 run.

Like the Alex MacDougal and the Brad Hartley Big Band rendition of “Then There’s Vegas” (hey, a doc can’t go far wrong with Elvis’ “Viva Las Vegas” as the musical opener) that closes the film sounds: “There’s no other place that shines so bright, So make it Las Vegas, tonight.”

It would be time well spent on March 12 at 9:30 p.m. (ET). Check HBO.com for other airdates.

(Full disclosure: 1990 was one of the two times I’ve won an NCAA brackets pool (so far) — Mario Chalmers’ three for Kansas against Memphis in 2008 was the other. My key pick was Kenny Anderson’s Georgia Tech making the Final Four, but losing to the favored Rebels. For that, UNLV will always hold a place in my heart.)

Remote Madness

This directing thing is tiring, yet exciting.

It’s now more than a half an hour since Syracuse put the finishing touches on the second round of the 2011 NCAA Men’s Division I Basketball Championship. The Orange pulled away from the Indiana State University Sycamores, which needed the paler blue jerseys sported by Larry Legend circa 1979 to contend with Syracuse, in particular big man Rick Jackson, who owned the paint.

With CBS partnering with Turner Sports on a new 14-year, $10.8 billion deal, every March Madness minute is now available to fans on TV. For the first time in the tourney’s 27-year history, each game has its own national window. So, instead of waiting for CBS to make the call on what game you were watching under its solo, wraparound format, the viewer, with remote in hand and perhaps flanked by an IPad and computer, can stay abreast of all the contests by switching channels. Who knew one would get to play NCAA tournament director?

I spent the better part of Friday night on TruTV, channel 58 on my Cablevision dial, hoping the announce team of Excitable and Erudite, better known as Gus Johnson and Len Elmore, would get to do their thing. In the third window on TruTV, Xavier never put its offense together and Marquette won handily, without having to fend off a sustained run.

And despite the bevy of no-look passes and one beautiful, English-laden, no-look shot from ISU’s bearded ballhandler Jake Odom, Johnson never truly got the chance to amp up, as he did during the waning moments of George Mason’s come-from-behind win against Villanova in the afternoon session. No doubt, Johnson’s call of that frantic finish got the blood and smiles flowing across the nation.

Unfortunately, the rest of the Friday-night slate also lacked the drama of its Thursday-tourney predecessor, leaving me to hit the remote and alternately summon CBS and Jim Nantz and Clark Kellogg on channel 2, TBS with Marv Albert and Steve Kerr on channel 39, and TNT with Bob Wenzel and Spero Dedes on channel 37, in search of compelling action. It wasn’t often located.

Indeed, with the Illini crushing former coach Lon Kruger’s UNLV squad by a 39-16 count with 2:30 remaining in the half, Kerr said he “wouldn’t be mad if you changed the channel. This is a demolition.” You can go against the conventional TV directive of “keep it here” when you sell the tournament to advertisers — as CBS/Turner have — based on an aggregate audience. I adhered to Kerr’s recommendation, turning back only once or twice to Illini-UNLV in the second half, which I’m wagering included Albert uttering the phrase “extensive garbage time” at some point. The 73-62 final was the result of the Rebels adding window-dressing points down the stretch.

Things weren’t that much better for Wenzel/Dedes on TNT, where VCU, which took out USC in a First Four match, scrambled on defense, out-quicked and outshot an overmatched Georgetown, 74-56. Catapulted by runs at the end of the half and just after intermission, VCU cruised ahead and never looked back.

On the broadcast beat, Nantz and Kellogg had UNC-LIU in the evening opener. It was great to watch the Blackbirds fly on a 14-0 run to knot matters at 33, just past the midway point of the first half. The spurt was fueled in part by two offensive interferences calls on the ACC stalwarts, the first of which prompted this explanation from Kellogg about the basket nullification: “any piece of the pumpkin hovering over the cylinder.” But UNC’s superior talent and size would enable it to easily move ahead, only to see Long Island make a bucket or three to keep it reasonably close. But you knew where this was one was going: the Tarheels won handily 102-87, in an entertaining, if not really competitive contest.

Similarly, during the CBS nightcap, Washington held a 10-point lead over Georgia for most of the second half. However, looking at the score box (throughout the telecasts, the graphic revealed what was in play on the three other networks, with the fourth rotating between final results and the upcoming schedule) atop the screen, I saw that the SEC entry had climbed within eight inside the two-minute mark and my remote switching proved unTru– from 58 to channel 2. Missed free throws and turnovers against the press gave the Bulldogs a final fling. It was, as Kellogg pointed out, one made more difficult by this generation’s Isaiah Thomas (no, not Jim Dolan’s buddy) deflecting an outlet pass that nonetheless yielded a three-point attempt that would have tied matters and incited true Madness. Alas, the banker fell short.

Overall, the night did as well because the on-court NCAA action didn’t fully inspire - at points, I turned to MSG Network where the Knicks choked another one away, this time against the Pistons, and watched Federer and Nadal engage in a doubles match on Tennis Channel. Still, it was cool to be in charge of the clicker and determine the time spent with each NCAA contest. I’m hoping the remote takes me to better tournament places over the weekend.

Lakers, Jackson, Kobe KOd in Big D

The second attempt at a Phil Jackson-Kobe Bryant-Los Angeles Lakers threepeat went out with a whimper in Big D.

Had Mike Breen been calling the game on ABC, there would have been plenty of “bangs,” courtesy of Jason Terry (tying an NBA playoffs-best with nine trifectas out of 10 attempts) and Peja Stojakovic (six for six), who set the pace for the Dallas Mavericks’ record-tying 20 three-pointers in sweeping up the two-time defending champion Lakers on Sunday afternoon, 122-86. Reminiscent of LA’s last series-concluding loss — a 39-point pasting in Game 6 of the 2008 NBA Finals at the hands of their nemesis, the Boston Celtics — the Lakers were decimated by the Dirk Nowitski-led Mavericks, who sent Jackson into retirement far from on an historic note.

For those who couldn’t stand the smugness of the man famously dubbed “Big Chief Triangle” by now ABC analyst Jeff Van Gundy, they could perhaps take some measure of solace that he didn’t bring a 12th title with him to the happy hunting ground for retired NBA coaches.

For those who prefer to view Jackson as the “Zen Master,” the man who maximized the talents of Michael Jordan and Scotty Pippen to capture six titles in Chicago, and Bryant, a young Shaquille O’Neal and later Pau Gasol, to collect five other crowns in LA, Sunday’s flameout was certainly unexpected.

Love him or loathe him, Jackson certainly deserved a better farewell than the Lakers’ lack of effort and then having to watch Lamar Odom drill Nowitski on a pick and Andrew Bynum elbow an airborne Mavs point guard J.J. Barea early in the fourth period, long after the contest had been decided. The shirtless and classless Bynum — ironically accompanied by that the paragon of on-court decorum, Ron Artest, in his exit from American Airlines Center — may have ushered himself a ticket out Staples Center as well, with the Lakers figuring to reconfigure their roster.

The early exit by the popular Lakers certainly didn’t do David Stern, the NBA and broadcast partners ABC, ESPN –the Disney networks have exclusive coverage of the Western Conference finals this year, not to mention the Alphabet’s presentation of The Finals — and TNT — which through May 4 was on a blistering ratings pace and only had five telecast windows that compared unfavorably with their 2010 postseason counterparts — any favors with the Nielsens for the balance of the playoffs.

If the league’s ratings can absorb this early loss of the Lakers, then the NBA is truly fantastic.

All The Way To Memphis: Not OK(C) For NBA

Not if David Stern and ESPN want to maximize the Nielsens with the Western Conference finals.

The Grizzlies, after falling prey to last-second heroics by Manu Ginobli and Gary Neal at the end of regulation in Game 5 to keep San Antonio alive for one more contest, likely closed the door on the Tim Duncan-led Spurs as serious title contenders for good at FedEx Forum, just off Beale Street in Memphis, on Friday night. Some 36 hours later, Zack Randolph, Mike Conley, Tony Allen, Shane Battier and crew were at it again, quieting the Thunder in Oklahoma City in Game 1 on ABC.

Granted, the Nielsen DMA trade-off would be minimal - Memphis is No. 48, while OKC ranks 45th (Chris Paul’s NOLA Hornets play in No. 51). But the preferred script now calls for Disney teammates ESPN and ABC’s exclusive presentation of Western Conference finals to be a showcase between the NBA’s two-time top scorer Kevin Durant and his explosive running mate Russell Westbrook, versus the L.A. Lakers.  Whether Durant can live up to the “next” mantle by shaking Ron Artest and have the Thunder take the measure of the Lakers is a giant leap given the two-time defending champions’ length and as Mark Jackson is wont to say, “momma, there goes that man,” Kobe Bryant.

I know, I’m getting a little ahead of matters. LA also has to defuse Dirk Nowitski’s Dallas Mavericks (hey, Mark Cuban’s team is playing better D than ever and that gives them a chance, while Big D’s No. 5 DMA ranking shouldn’t be overlooked either). But as interesting as a Gasol brothers family feud might be, I’m sure the execs in Bristol and Olympic Tower would favor OKC meeting LA out West, before the Lakers square off against their nemesis, the Boston Celtics, or that team from Miami, Fla. in The Finals.

For their part, Turner executives have to at least feign being conflicted — for six games worth or so — before ultimately rooting against the hometown Atlanta Hawks in their match-up with Derrick Rose’s Chicago Bulls. Clearly, market No. 3, home to the game’s most exciting player, is the choice over DMA No. 8 to square off against the Celtics-Heat survivor in what would make for quite an intriguing exclusive Eastern Conference final.

Series, Nets and Nielsens

When you talk to network executives about which teams they want to win NHL playoff series from ratings perspectives, they become PC and say they’re just rooting for highly competitive encounters, for Games 6s and 7s.

Well, national carriers and corporate linemates NBC and Versus for the puck sport — not to mention officials at a number of regional sports networks –have had their wishes come true for the most part with the opening-round results of Lord Stanley’s 2011 postseason. But sometimes you might not like the outcomes of those long series heading into the next round.

Only two of the NHL’s eight first-round series ended quickly: the Detroit Red Wings swept the Phoenix Coyotes in what could be their final campaign in the desert before returning to Canada, while Alex Ovechkin and Co. took care of the New York Rangers and DMA No. 1 in five games.

Elsewhere, the Nashville Predators captured their first-ever series win, eliminating the Anaheim Ducks in six games, while the San Jose Sharks iced the other Southern California contender, the Los Angeles Kings in kind. Losing market No. 2 can’t be a good thing, but the Sharks have been skating around near the top of the league for a while, so…no.

Meanwhile, three other series are about to go to a Game 7, while a fourth could be heading to that ultimate denouement if the Montreal Canadiens can prevail in the Bell Centre tonight.

For their parts, Philadelphia and Buffalo will decide matters at the Wells Fargo Center on April 26. The respective interests of owner Comcast and Comcast SportsNet Philadelphia and Madison Square Garden Network and fans in upstate New York aside, the league has to want last year’s finalist Flyers to emerge from a market perspective (No. 4). No disrespect to the memories of Gilbert Perreault,”The Dominator”and Sabres rattlers, but there are many more across the country who either love or loathe Philly’s latest attempt to update the glory seasons of the Broad Street Bullies in 1973-74 and 1974-75 campaigns.

As for Vancouver-Chicago, Canadian club vs. “Original Six” member, be serious. Nobody at a U.S. network is rooting for the Presidents Trophy-winning, but Nielsen-unmeasured Canucks. Dropping the first three games to the team with the best record in the sport, the defending Stanley Cup champion Blackhawks’ comeback has been ratings gold for CSN Chicago, with Games 5 and 6, setting team records on the RSN.

The same difference holds true with old rivals Boston and Montreal. North of the border, measuring The Hub and Les Habitants is a different game. Stateside, NESN, which is putting many viewers in the back of its net, and the nationals can’t afford the Bruins to squander this series, like they did last year, coughing up a three-game edge to Philly. Naturally, a Montreal win to force Game 7 in Beantown would be a beautiful thing for ratings, if the Bs were sure to take care of business. But that’s a risky proposition given their 2010 flameout.

Finally in the Wednesday night finale in the Steel City, Tampa against Pittsburgh, with or without the still-concussed Sid The Kid, is another Nielsen no-brainer. The 2009 Stanley Cup champs, Winter Classic poster boys and their ardent fans — just ask Roots Sports about its Nielsens — have it all over the Lightning and Florida’s hockey fanatics. Raise your sticks if you know many of those.

Eighth-Place In

Excuse NHL commissioner Gary Bettman, COO John Collins and other puck sport executives if they secretly extended high fives over the performances of the Tampa Bay Lightning Saturday night and Minnesota Wild on Sunday evening.

Original Six members, the New York Rangers and the defending Stanley Cup champion Chicago Blackhawks, stumbled with losses to the Atlanta Thrashers on Thursday and Detroit Red Wings that put their playoff fates in the skates and sticks of Tampa and Minnesota.

After the Broadway Blue Shirts took care of business against Hudson River rivals New Jersey Devils with a 5-2 win on Saturday afternoon, the Rangers needed Tampa to topple Carolina or cede the eighth Eastern Conference playoff slot (for a second straight year) to the Hurricanes. Fortunately for the players, their fans and officials at MSG Network, Tampa triumphed 6-2 to put the Rangers in the postseason, while leaving Hurricane howlers and FS Carolina execs spinning over opening-round playoff telecasts and GRPs lost.

Similarly, the Blackhawks received help to get a chance to hoist Lord Stanley’s Cup again. Needing only a point in the early Sunday window, Chicago fell 4-3 to Detroit. That paved the way for the Dallas Stars to grab the eighth spot out West. However, Minnesota scored an empty-netter to officially shoot down the Stars 5-3 on NHL Network early on Sunday evening. As such, FS Southwest’s loss is Comcast SportsNet Chicago’s gain with playoff action.

How long Chicago and New York will stick around is another matter - their rewards for backing into the postseason are best-of-seven engagements with the league’s top two clubs point-wise, the Vancouver Canucks (115) and Washington Capitals (107).

Whether they would cop to it or not, NHL executives have to be happy with the way things turned out - and will be even more elated if the Nielsen-challenged Canucks flame out. The longer big market clubs stick around the stronger ratings figure to be - a key selling point as the NHL’s contracts with Comcast linemates NBC and Versus conclude at the end of the playoffs in June. Whether ESPN and/or others also hop over the boards to skate with offers should make for fascinating scorekeeping of its own.

Gary Blair Got It Right

And happily I got it wrong.

The folksy, meandering coach of Texas A&M was telling everybody that the absence of UConn and Stanford in the women’s NCAA basketball championship was good for the sport. His logic, which I agreed with, was that women’s hoops and the distaff version of March Madness would benefit in the long run from teams other than the perennial powers having a chance to win the national championship.

Where I disagreed was with the nation’s potential audience for a title tilt that matched Blair’s Aggies with Muffet McGraw’s Notre Dame Fighting Irish, rather than Geno Auriemma and Maya Moore’s Huskies looking to three-peat in a rematch versus Tara VanDeveer’s Cardinal, which ended UConn’s record 90-game winning streak late last year, after losing in the 2010 championship game.

Surely, I wrote early morning April 4, sans those compelling storylines between those brand names - A&M and ND made sure that Tennessee and Baylor, the tourney’s other No. 1 seeds, weren’t around either — the April 5 title game at Conseco Field House would suffer with the Nielsens.

Well, I shot an airball with that prediction. ESPN scored a 2.8 rating and 3.83 million viewers for Texas A&M-ND, gains of 4% and 8% over UConn’s win over Stanford in 2010. Those who did watch were rewarded with a stellar performance by A&M’s All-American Danielle Adams, who netted 30 and the no longer silent assassin Tyra White’s clinching three with a tick left on the shot clock, not to mention the stylish play of Irish point Skylar Diggins and the fire of forward Devereaux Peters. The 76-70 contest was as compelling as UConn’s 53-41 victory over Butler in the men’s final was lousy - the Bulldogs shot a championship game low 18%.

I’m not sure whether the viewers came to ESPN because they were ND alum, loathed Auriemma’s success in Storrs or wanted to see the college season conclude on a good note after the men’s mess from Reliant Stadium. Hopefully, they came because they were basketball fans and believed in Blair’s take on what’s good for the sport.

Congrats Coach on the call and the well-deserved championship.

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