Burger King has weighed in on the net neutrality debate with an edgy video about the fast food chain attempting to use restrictions on burger orders to illustrate criticisms of the FCC's vote to eliminate network neutrality regulations against slowing or blocking internet traffic or prioritizing delivery.
How would you explain the repeal of Net Neutrality? We did it with the Whopper. Watch the video below: pic.twitter.com/9EWjtbenv8
— Burger King (@BurgerKing) January 24, 2018
In the video, posted on YouTube and tweeted from its Twitter account, Burger King employees are shown withholding or delaying orders in what they call Whopper Neutrality, and referring to mbps speeds ("making burgers per second"), to the anger and consternation of restaurant customers.
It riffs on the paid prioritization the new FCC rule revamp would allow, with BK attempting to charge $26 for a priority Whopper delivered faster.
One of the servers portrayed in the video explains: "Burger King Corporation believes they can sell more and make more money selling chicken sandwiches and chicken fries and now they are slowing down the access to the Whopper."
The video ends with the tagline: "The internet should be like the Whopper. The same for everyone."
That's followed by a website tout, "change.org/savethenet," and finishes with the Burger King drinking from an oversized mug -- a tweak at FCC chair Ajit Pai's now-famous ever-growing Reese's coffee mug.
“We believe the internet should be like Burger King restaurants, a place that doesn’t prioritize and welcomes everyone,” said Fernando Machado, Burger King global chief marketing officer, of the new campaign, which promotes the product as well as the public policy. “That is why we created this experiment, to call attention to the potential effects of net neutrality.”
Burger King was encouraging "all guests," which is what they called their patrons, to "support Net Neutrality by signing the petition at Change.org/SavetheNet."
Net neutrality activist group Public Knowledge circulated a link to the video in a release saying AT&T's call -- in a newspaper ad -- for an internet Bill of Rights fell short.
"Burger King’s new video demonstrates how the American public is likely to be ripped off now that we’ve lost these rules," Public Knowledge said.
Free Our Internet, which avidly supports the FCC's network neutrality rule rollback, was not amused, though it got into the spirit of the satire.
"Burger King’s latest attempt to take on a complicated policy issue outside of its own industry reeks of desperation almost as badly as its Cheetos chicken fries," said executive director Christie-Lee McNally. "The only Whopper here is that Burger King is grossly misleading consumers into the realm of fantasy by suggesting a totally fictional internet pricing regime. In its video, Burger King not only embraces socialist concepts, but it actually makes an underlying promise to consumers to deliver all orders at the same speed; we should hold them to that. Perhaps Burger King’s time would be better spent on working to reduce the 36 percent obesity rate in this country rather than hawking its 37g fat-Whopper under the guise of 'net neutrality.'"